Buon San Valentino!

Enjoy these new limited-time dragons. Grab your two as soon as you can, because in three days, they'll never be found in the cave again.

As for the event, we've created an all new type of text adventure—as long as you ignore everything that's happened in text adventures since the 1970’s. Navigate your way through the world by typing in your own commands. Steal from dragons if you please. Steal from squirrels if you dare. Go on a date with a spider (or swing your sword at it). The choice is yours.